Bud Light Destroyer Mulvaney Wins “Woman of the Year” Award
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If Hollywood ever remakes The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, don’t be surprised if the 50-foot woman is a 50-foot man. Or a 50-foot “transgender,” as the crazy men who pretend to be women call themselves. 

That, it seems, is the future, with the announcement that yet another publication has given its woman of the year award to a man. This time, the man is Dylan Mulvaney, whose main claim to fame is single-handedly destroying the sales of the most successful beer in America, Bud Light.

Granted, the magazine that gave Mulvaney the award is a “gay” publication. Nonetheless, it appears that The People Who Decide The Latest Fashion have settled an important question: A man can do anything a woman can do, only better. 

That includes being a woman. 

The Award

A U.K. magazine for fruits and nuts called Attitude bestowed the award on Mulvaney because he “is sharing the everyday highs — and lows — of her transitioning experience with the world, though her love for the community is at the forefront.”

Supporting this madness is the Virgin Atlantic airline.

The most remarkable news about Mulvaney is what he eats for his “girl dinner.” Answer: cereal with sugar. Lots of sugar.

“I’ve been eating cereal with six scoops of sugar on it,” he said:

So, I didn’t understand that when I grew up; as a kid I thought everyone added sugar to their cereal. And especially Cheerios to me are so bland —  then you add the six scoops.

No wonder he’s crazy. He’s so hopped up on sugar he’s bouncing off the walls, which one can see in his ridiculous journey to “girlhood” videos on TikTok.

Mulvaney’s journey to diabetes aside, he told Attitude’s Travis Albanza, another man who masquerades as a woman, how important receiving the fake award was to his future.

“I think that being honoured as Woman of the Year is a reminder in how to carry myself going forward, no matter the environment,” Mulvaney twittered:

I actually think it’s going to make for a good check-in before I put out anything into the world because now I can ask myself, “Is this Woman of the Year behaviour?” So that’s sort of where my mind is. We’re around Day 560 [of the ‘Girlhood’ series], so that’s rather quickly to be granted a title like that. But I especially love that it’s being given to me by a queer media outlet because the community is my highest priority when moving through these new doors that have opened for me in the past year. And when transphobia is so rampant all over the world, and allies and news organisations aren’t sure how to support us, knowing that my community sees me this way and acknowledges my womanhood is all I need to keep going.

Then again, the man who brought down Bud Light is modest. All the “women that put makeup and hair on me are truly angels of this world to make a trans woman feel beautiful.”

So, too, the “trans women” and “cis women” that “glam” him, as “all of that is sisterhood.” They, too, deserve the same award.

And if Mulvaney could speak with his “younger self,” he would say, “you are a gorgeous girl that hasn’t been able to exercise that quite yet. But if you can stick around long enough, you’re going to see that that is the truth and your identity”: 

And I think my 10-year-old self would look at me and say, “You are the coolest person I know.” And I think she would watch my TikToks, and she would be in complete shock at what we’ve been able to conquer, and probably wouldn’t be able to believe that that would be her based on the fear and the survival that she was just trying to get through each day. And I think she’d be really, really proud.

Men Are Dominating Women’s Everything

Mulvaney, of course, isn’t the first man to win a woman of the year award. Last year, USA Today so named man-lady Richard “Rachel” Levine, the assistant secretary of Health and Human Services who wants to chemically castrate and surgically mutilate “trans” kids.

Though Mulvaney’s award, again, came from a magazine for poofters and sex perverts, it is of a piece with the movement to shoehorn crazy men into women’s activities.

The most recent outrage on that front: In July, a not-so-pretty man won the Miss Netherlands contest, and will become the second to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant.

Rik Kollé, who goes by Rikkie Valerie, “beamed throughout the show and has also made the greatest progress in the process,” the judges said. He has a “strong story with a clear mission.”

The first man to ruin the contest was “Ángela” María Ponce Camacho — real name Ángel — who won the Miss Spain contest in 2018.

Men are also taking over women’s sports and depriving hard-working female athletes of the victories they deserve.

Lia Thomas — real name, William — was a losing swimmer until he decided he was a woman and swam in women’s competitions. He quickly became a champion. Thomas recently quit competition swimming because “nobody wants me on their team.”

Another failed athlete is Cece Telfer — real name, Craigwho quickly began dominating women’s hurdles when he decided he was a woman.

In 2021, tranny weightlifter Laurel Hubbard — real name, Gavinstole a spot on New Zealand’s Olympic team from a real woman.