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President Pardons Turkeys Whose Names Are Peas and Carrots
“This was a fair election. Unfortunately Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount. Even though Peas and Carrots have received a presidential pardon, I have warned them that House Democrats are likely to issue them both subpoenas.”
President Donald Trump jokingly indicated that an election was held to determine which of two turkeys would receive the traditional presidential pardon just prior to the Thanksgiving holiday. But he then pardoned both, countermanding the voters’ decision.
Three Million Died in Ukraine’s 1933 Induced Famine
“The village was scary, everything was dead. No dogs or roosters were heard. People ate everything. Frogs were delicacies in spring.”
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