The world’s most incompetent luggage thief was bagged again this week.
This time, Sam Brinton — the “non-binary” chrome-domed sadist who briefly helped run the Biden administration’s nuclear waste disposal bureau — is charged with swiping a suitcase at Ronald Reagan National Airport just outside Washington, D.C.
This time, the victim was the mostly unknown Tanzanian fashion designer Asyakhamsin. Brinton stole the bag in 2018 and appeared in her clothes publicly. But only now has the long arm of the law reached out. Police finally caught the light-fingered weirdo on Wednesday.
The latest is Brinton’s third arrest for stealing luggage.
Grand Larceny
Cops in Montgomery County, Maryland, nabbed the clean-shaven kook at his home in Rockville, the New York Post reported.
The charges: Grand larceny for a theft that police found out about in February:
Arrest records show that Brinton — who is non-binary and uses they pronouns — was arrested on the 700 block of College Parkway as a fugitive from justice.
“They are being held at the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit on a no-bond status as they await an extradition hearing,” an MCPD spokesperson explained. …
The investigation is being spearheaded by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police.…
The Tanzanian designer had shared images of the MIT grad wearing her stolen custom clothing in February.
“I saw the images. Those were my custom designs, which were lost in that bag in 2018,” Khamsin told The Post, shortly after she tweeted images of Brinton in the brightly-colored frock.
She had shipped the clothing, which she had made by hand herself, to D.C. for a fashion show she was due to take part in.
“Recently I heard the news on @FoxNews about @sambrinton luggage issue surprisingly I found his images wore my custom made outfits which was in the lost bag on 2018,” she tweeted on February 20.
The Houston-based designer appeared on Tucker Carlson after she saw Brinton. Explaining that she traveled to Washington, D.C., to showcase her work, Asyakhamsin told Carlson that she reported the missing luggage at the airport, “but my bag was not found.”
She spotted Brinton in her custom-made designs on Fox News in December. “Oh my God, I was shocked,” she said. “For more than 40 years, I worked hard.” Then she reported the theft to police in Houston.
“I was asking myself, ‘How this person got my custom-made designs because it’s one of a kind, and wear them without fear, and display in public. I don’t accuse him as a thief,” she continued, but questions must be answered. “What I need is justice now.”
Of course, Brinton didn’t return the luggage, she told Carlson.
Previous Thefts
Why the cops didn’t arrest Brinton before this week we aren’t given to know. After all, they weren’t trying to crack the Unabomber case.
That aside, the latest arrest brings Brinton’s rap sheet to at least three luggage capers.
Trouble began for the MIT grad — who could play Dick Tracy’s nemesis Cue Ball if he didn’t wear dresses, lipstick, and high heels — when surveillance cameras caught him with a pricey Vera Bradley bag that he swiped from the carousel from the airport in Minneapolis. That was in September.
That purloined portmanteau took a trip to Europe with Brinton. Cops charged him with a felony. The case ended when Brinton agreed to get a check-up from the neck up, write an apology to his victim, and enter an adult diversion program. That’s legal mumbo jumbo for “slap on the wrist.”
Cameras at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas caught a theft in July. Brinton stole a suitcase and belongings worth almost $4,000. Brinton pleaded no contest and received a 108-day suspended sentence.
Sex Pervert
In December, Brinton was fired from his job as deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition at the Energy Department.
Shortly after he was appointed, news about Brinton’s sexual perversions surfaced. The bald sadist is an aficionado of something called pup play, a fetish that involves men wearing dog masks and following orders from their “master.” Brinton has also delivered homo spanking seminars. One of his specialties is the “physics of kink.”
But worse still, he also has defended underage homosexual prostitution. When federal authorities raided a homosexual prostitution website called Rentboy, Brinton turned pink with rage.
“From the frantic emails filling my inbox, that the raid on its headquarters has thrown many gay, bisexual, and transgender young adults into turmoil as their main source of income has been ripped away due to irresponsible and archaic views of sex work,” he wrote. “[M]any LGBT youth engage in sex work just to survive. A 2013 Center for American Progress report suggests that LGBT youth are more than three times as likely to have engaged in survival sex.”
That, apparently, didn’t ring alarm bells inside the Biden administration. Then again, its main concern seems to be finding the most outlandish collection of oddballs available to help run the country.
That’s how Americans wound up with a homosexual secretary of transportation, Pete Buttigieg, whose “husband” was caught on video grooming school kids. Biden’s Number 2 health official is Richard Levine, a cross-dresser who calls himself Rachel. He advocates puberty blockers and genital mutilation for confused youngsters.
Biden’s press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre is a lesbian whose “partner” is CNN’s Suzanne Malveaux.
The federal monkeypox czar is a flaming homosexual called Demetre Daskalakis, who wears Satanic attire and appears to have missed out on his calling as a member of the Village People.
How many more fruit pies Biden will hurl in the face of normal Americans one can only imagine.
But apropos of Brinton, the bigger question is how much more luggage he stole.
