Sam Brinton, the bald sadist whom President Joe Biden hired to help run the nation’s nuclear waste program and who was caught stealing luggage from an airport carousel, won’t spend time in jail.
Instead, the judge in the Clark County, Nevada, case ordered the former deputy assistant secretary of energy to pay the victim and slapped him on the wrist … figuratively speaking.
The sentencing almost closes the saga of the most embarrassing of Biden’s inauspicious appointments from the so-called trans community. When Brinton came on the scene in February last year, the administration’s collection of freaks and oddballs made it look like the set of Cabaret.
Plenty are left to keep the show going. But Brinton’s days prancing around the Energy Department in lipstick and high heels ended when he decided to moonlight as a luggage thief.
The Theft
The trouble began for the mustachioed, “gender-fluid” Brinton when he swiped a bag at St. Paul-Minneapolis Airport. Video surveillance caught him red-handed. Whether the hand was manicured with red nails we are not given to know.
Cops said that Brinton walked off with a Vera Bradley bag, then had the nerve to return to the same airport for a flight back to Washington, D.C. From there, the bag went to Europe with him.
When cops asked him about it, Brinton said he was clueless. “Not that I know of,” he replied when a cop asked whether he had stolen anything from the airport. Later, he confessed, and offered a lame excuse.
He told cops he mistakenly grabbed the wrong bag, and didn’t leave it in the hotel because that would be “weirder” than keeping it.
But the theft in Minneapolis reprised a similar crime in Nevada, where he stole luggage at Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas. So maybe what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas after all.
Cops caught Brinton because he flaunted his “lifestyle” and they had heard, obviously, about the Minneapolis case. Fox News reported:
Police then reviewed security camera footage and observed “a white male adult wearing a white T-shirt with a large rainbow colored atomic nuclear symbol design” removing baggage that matched the victim’s description of her missing bag before quickly exiting the airport. However, following a brief investigation, detectives closed the case after they were unable to identify the suspect.
In late November, however, after it was reported Brinton had been accused of a separate airport theft in Minnesota, investigators reopened the case. Upon viewing news articles about the Minnesota charges, the officer who had closed the Las Vegas case months earlier “immediately recognized” Brinton “as the suspect pertaining to this case.”
Maybe if Brinton didn’t look like a cast member from Freaks, cops wouldn’t have recognized him. But, anyway, the chrome-domed cream puff wasn’t all that good a thief, Fox reported.
“Brinton demonstrated several signs of abnormal behavior while taking the victim’s luggage which are cues suspects typically give off when committing luggage theft,” the lead detective reported. “Specifically, Brinton pulled the victim’s luggage from the carousel and examined the tag.”
That itself isn’t so abnormal, but then Brinton made the big mistake, the detective wrote:
…then placing it back on the carousel, looking in all directions for anyone who might be watching, or might approach. Pulling it back off the carousel and demonstrating the same behavior by looking around before walking away with it quickly. Brinton only having checked one piece of luggage, which Brinton had already claimed from the carousel, had no reason to be examining and taking any other pieces of luggage.
You’d think a graduate from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology would know better.
Brinton pleaded no contest. The judge sentenced him to 180 days in jail, all suspended, and ordered him to pay $3,670.74 to the victim in the case and $500 more in fees and a fine.
Brinton goes to court on the felony charges in that case on April 17.
The Department of Energy jettisoned Brinton when the thefts became public.
Biden Should Have Known Brinton Was Trouble
Whoever picked Brinton to become the deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition should have known he would be trouble.
He’s involved in a deranged sexual activity called “pup play,” and has defended underage homosexual prostitution. When federal prosecutors shut down an underage, homosexual prostitution website, Rentboy.com, Brinton defended the operation.
“I do know, from the frantic emails filling my inbox, that the raid on its headquarters has thrown many gay, bisexual, and transgender young adults into turmoil as their main source of income has been ripped away due to irresponsible and archaic views of sex work,” he wrote in an op-ed:
Many LGBT youth engage in sex work just to survive.…
I am, however, overwhelmed with messages from GBT young men.…
They are reaching out to me because of my passion for ending conversion therapy, a set of the dangerous and discredited practices linked to severe depression, substance abuse, and even suicide. The connection is horrifying: Many of the young men were forced into conversion therapy by their families — the families to which they may now have to return without a steady income. This makes it my issue.
One of the young men who messaged me said, “I was never harming anyone with the work that I was doing. As cheesy as it sounds, most of the people just wanted a human connection with someone who they could relate to on some basic human level.” Another young man added, “It feels like we had a chance to act with dignity and authenticity for the first time and it was taken away from us.”
The nuclear waste guru also gave a seminar on spanking.
Still working for the Biden administration are the following estimable individuals:
- Man-lady Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services Richard “Rachel” Levine. He wants to chemically castrate kids and surgically mutilate them.
- Homosexual Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg thinks he is “married” to a man and has become a “father.”
- Homosexual monkeypox czar Demetre Daskalakis resembles one of the Village People.
- Spokeswoman Karine Jean-Pierre is a lesbian Haitian immigrant.
