It appears that Hunter Biden might be in the running for a starring role if Paramount Pictures reboots the popular Naked Gun franchise.
Newly released video shows Joe Biden’s son in a nude romp with a handgun, and of course, a naked hooker was there for the potentially deadly fun in a “swank hotel room,” as the New York Post put it.
It goes without saying that nothing but “swank” will do for Biden’s little boy. But that aside, the revelation is just another scandal involving the raging dope fiend and sex maniac.
And this isn’t the first time he’s landed in hot water for not keeping his pistol in his pants. Going on four years ago, Hunter lost track of a pistol he owned. Indeed, it appears that the two incidents are related.
Bonus treat on this story: The gun was illegal, unlike the guns Joe Biden wants to confiscate from law-abiding Americans.
Shot His Wad
“The 52-year-old Hunter got cheeky in front of a camera during a twisted session with a sex worker in October 2018,” the Post reported, noting that he purchased a .38-caliber handgun in Delaware, as Politico reported last year.
Recall that Hunter lied on the form that buyers must fill out before they get the weapon:
To make the purchase, Hunter Biden answered “no” to a question that asked, “Are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance?”…
Hunter Biden has acknowledged repeated struggles with drug addiction and alcoholism, and Radar’s report included a photo of what appeared to be crack cocaine and drug paraphernalia, including a spoon, on a pair of plates.
And so after Hunter illegally purchased the gun, his sister-in-law lover, Hallie, Beau Biden’s widow, found it. She tossed it in a trash can at a supermarket across the street from a high school. That might prove again that the Bidens and their wives don’t have the most high-caliber brains. But forget that. Though Hallie’s decision to dump the heater invited the attention of the FBI and the Secret Service, Brandon’s troubled boy skated free:
“She stole the gun out of my trunk lock and threw it in a garbage can full to the top at Jansens. Then told me it was my problem to deal with,” Hunter admitted in a 2019 text, first reported by the Post.
“Then when the police, the FBI [and] the secret service came on the scene she said she took it from me because she was scared I would harm myself due to my drug and alcohol problem and our volatile relationship and that she was afraid for the kids.”
The Jan. 29, 2019, message adds: “Really not joking the cop kept me convinced that Hallie was implying she was scared of me.”
In another message, sent closer to the incident, Hunter described the handgun as “my 38.”
“Took from lock box of truck and put it IN PapER BAG AND Threw it in trash can at local high end grocer. For no reason,” he wrote on Dec. 6, 2018.
Politico reported that the pistol Hallie tossed was a revolver. The pistol in the video is a semi-automatic. The Post’s latest report on Hunter Biden riffed off Radar Online, which reported that the two guns are the same.
As for the romp with the stripper, Biden is a sex and drug addict who has spent tens of thousands of dollars on cybersex and strippers.
Brandon Wants Gun Control
Understandably, after the Post went public with Hunter’s gunplay in his birthday suit, anger over Brandon’s gun-control push ensued.
“The cavalier clip of Hunter Biden holding the apparently illegally obtained weapon emerged amid the rash of mass shootings — and random gun violence in major cities — that included 11 incidents on Saturday and Sunday alone that left at least 15 people dead and 61 injured across the U.S.,” the Post noted.
But as well, Hunter’s old man had just said “the Second Amendment, like all other rights, is not absolute.”
“Before proposing or passing any new federal gun legislation the Biden administration ought to enforce existing laws, regardless of who is violating them, even if that person is the president’s son,” GOP Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin said.
Johnson said neither the FBI nor the Secret Services have answered his inquiries about the gun-in-trashcan scandal.
For the record, Hunter Biden “is the smartest man I know,” Daddy Brandon said with a straight face.
If true, he’s surrounded himself not only with a gang of communists but also a confederacy of dunces.
