Report: A Stoned Hunter Biden Let Russian Drug Dealers Steal His Laptop
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“The smartest guy I know,” as President Joe Biden called his son Hunter, was so stoned on a bender at a Las Vegas hotel that he passed out — and drug dealers stole his laptop.

The latest on the out-of-control drug addict and jet-setting “businessman,” the Daily Mail reported, is on a shocking video. It shows a naked Hunter baring his soul to a naked prostitute.

During that heart-to-heart talk, Hunter admitted that he had, once again, landed in hot water because of his addiction. The drug dealers, whom the newspaper identified as Russian, have video of Biden’s sexual monkeyshines, he said.

No wonder Sleepy Joe bragged about Hunter’s cerebral powers.

The Video

The Biden tale involves three laptops: the one he left at a computer-repair shop in Delaware, another seized from the office of disgraced celebrity psychiatrist Keith Ablow, and now, this one.

The newspaper’s report is unclear on which laptop contained the latest video.

“After filming himself having sex with the woman using his laptop in January 2019, Hunter left the camera rolling as he recounted a Vegas bender in which he spent ‘18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite,’ sometimes costing $10,000 a night,” the Daily Mail reported of Biden’s bizarre confession.

Frighteningly, Biden’s addiction to drugs and sex appear to have compromised U.S. national security once again. Unknown is how much sensitive information relating to Biden’s father, who suffers dementia, might be on the laptop.

But this much is known: The drug-addled pervert let someone steal his laptop.

“You know what I just thought of something,” Biden told the prostitute. “When I was in California [inaudible] before I met you. I was with these guys. The one guy was, not like you anyway.”

Biden spent “fu**ing crazy amounts of money. I went to Las Vegas and he said it would be one day. I made him promise me it would be one day. I hate Las Vegas.”

But the “guy” apparently ripped off the globe-trotting pal of Chinese Reds.

For 18 days, the “guy,” who “had my credit card,” led Biden “from penthouse suite to penthouse suite [inaudible] four different hotels” and a cost of “$10,000 a night.”

The “guy” apparently promised Biden nights of hard partying with “so many people,” but “each night it’s nobody.”

After that, Biden confessed that he passed out in a hot tub. Though Biden’s account of the theft is disjointed and confusing, he said enough to show that he’s quite concerned about the consequences of his irresponsible behavior:

I wake up and the only people that are there are Miguel, the guy frantically running around gathering things up, ok — and Miguel, and Pierce, this guy, his friend. 

So anyway, and they had kicked everybody out. And they had cleaned up the entire place, everything ok? And they were getting ready to leave, and I woke up. And there was this Russian 35-year-old, really nice, pure brunette.

[Inaudible] I don’t know how long. She refused to leave until they — she refused to leave and they wouldn’t call an ambulance. And they didn’t know whether I was dead or not, at first….

They checked to see if I was breathing. When I finally showed signs of breath, at first I wasn’t breathing, I was in the fu**ing pool face down, they don’t know how long….

Anyway my computer, I had taken tons of like, just left like that cam on.…  It was fu**ing crazy sh*t. And somebody stole it during that period of time. He did all this kind of like pretend search and sh*t. 

The last thing he sent me was $2,000 worth of stuff in an Uber and he sent me a [inaudible] with the Uber, and I had to send the money to a cash app or something….

I think he’s the one that stole my computer. I think the three of them, the three guys that were like a little, like, group. The dealer and his two guys, I took them everywhere. Fu**ing everywhere, crazy out of your mind sh*t.

The Russian [inaudible] she’d walk out with a fu**ing bathing suit in her hand. 

They have videos of me doing this. They have videos of me doing crazy fu**ing sex fu**ing, you know.

Biden also mentioned his father, and answered yes when the prostitute asked whether the laptop thieves would blackmail him.

First Laptop

As with the latest laptop, the machine Biden left at the computer-repair shop in Delaware was loaded with photos and material that depict a man who needs to be institutionalized.

That machine showed that he spent $11,400 at a strip club in New York, and contained photos of underage girls and Biden passed out with a crack pipe in his mouth. Biden bragged about smoking crack with fellow crackhead Marion Barry, the deceased former mayor of Washington, D.C.

E-mails and other material found on the computer confirmed that Biden filed false tax returns, and Biden and his old man, then-Vice President Biden, were neck deep in an influence-peddling scheme in Ukraine.

The laptop also contained sensitive information about top government officials.